31st of August, the last day of summer. Or wait, according to Wiley it’s not, with the late release of Summertime that is. Just take a look on what he wrote to some dudes on the RWD forum yesterday, One dude was asking what we all have wondered, why on earth Summertime will be released the 29th of September when summer officialy is over? Brace urself for some straight heat and words of a genuine douchbag:

Wiley
release it on your grannies birthday the label should of done.but sep 29th its comin and thats what the label are doing.dont ask me stupid questions please in future

khuramakatweny
asking why ur releasing a summertime track in autumn isnt a stupid question big tune neway...

Wiley
yeh it is a dumb question the label chooses a release date not me so shut up
and you lot dont even know the tune that well its a recent thing people who think they know when stuff should be released are simply so lost when it comes to major releases.

khuramakatweny
we'll see what happens with it init

Wiley
yeah we will see the forum is full of people who are gonna learn from what i do in life.cos im goin top 5 again mate see ya

Wiley’s such a nyce old man. Not grumpy or anything, just kisses, rainbows and lollipops. Haha, jokes aside, here’s some real sugar for y’all, an even better remix than the one from Crookers, signed no one else than David E. Sugar.

I’m mad curious about the Bart B More-remix, think that one will be big as well. The video for Summertime just been shot and will drop in 3 weeks or so, Wiley’s sporting a big jammie (see pic above) as the concept is based on the House Party 2 "Pyjamma Jam", the rest of the sorry lot innit sporting nu rave clothes, and here I was, thought that nu rave was out and not trendy any longer but I’ll guess everyone else is wrong as Wiley says it is. Guess it’s best to obey the so called Godfather before he lashes out again. Is it just me who's dead tired of his attitude?

Whoop! I still haven’t got tired of this Show Stoppas track and here’s the fresh new official video:

Yeah, aside from the dance-bits the track is better than the video, what’s up with official music vids these days? Like the Cookie Jar-one from Gym Class Heroes and The Dream for instance. They look like _nothing_, plain boring, a big yawn and waste of film basically. I’m in a real pissy mood, was supposed to go out tonight and now I’m not, but just laughed my ass off to these "Rich Nigga Shit"-episodes from Soulja Boy. Say what u like and hate on the guy all u like but even if this looks so staged and rehearsed in part 2, it’s so darn cute:

Seriously, my heart is melting away! Anyway here’s a new track ft. Chingy from Chingy’s upcoming 5th studio album "Eurthing An Nuthing" which will drop sometime later this year . Track is alright, some tardy Gucci Bandana bars from Soulja but the hook is really addictive.

One might think that R. Kelly had run out of sexual topics by now, but that’s definitely not the case as his upcoming album "12 Play 4th Quarter" is just oozing flesh, genitalia and testosterone. It’s vanilla sex, raw sex and everything in between. Soon he’ll have to switch on to some kind of a fetish to renew himself. Like horse play or diapers, or wait, I’ll guess he has already done that with the whole faux pas of the golden shower and under aged girls.

Well, got a question from a friend some time ago when we discussed sleaze and Kell<, if I would have sex with R if I was given the chance. My answer was a straight up yes. I’m intrigued to see if he is that God between my thighs and packing heat as he likes to portray himself. Men with big egos like his normally are (like men who can’t dance) bad in bed from my own experiences, so he’ll had to prove himself (really can’t take that hyped sex-tape of his as a proof, let’s just say it’s not working in his favor).

Anyway, my fave track of "12 Play 4th Quarter" right now is this beautiful sleazed out one called Screamer. Yeah, it’s about that shawty who’s a screamer just cause R is that amazing in the sack. He starts off with the line Slowly goin in, hand on her mouth and from there it goes on and on and on. One strange thing, even if the content of the track would require some sexual noises, there isn’t a single one. Guess it would have been too obvious and much? But Lil’ Kim’s Custom Made is soooo good just cause of the sexual moaning throughout the whole track. Btw Kellz, which girl DOSEN*T make noises during good sex? My sexual preferences with girls are easy to count so I really don’t know but are good sex for Kellz so seldom than seen that he had to really make the screamer a star?

I know, I’m splitting hairs but I’m not gonna lie about it, I personally love sexual noises, to be silent during good sex would be like laughing in ur head instead of out of the mouth or eating with the eyes, totally wasteful. If ur enjoying urself, show it, it’s not naughty in a bad way, just natural. I’m a control freak, but try to control urges and natural functions and working against the body is so stupid, go with the flow and if the sex is wack, make it good or do something else. Wack sex is a waste of time, spend the time wisely. Nuff 'wisdom' from this fellow screamer, I’m off to bed.

A simplistic beat and lyrics about working ur womanly goodies the right way is not exactly a secret recipe for a hit nor a guaranteed success. But this remix for ATL’s Stuckey Rock’s new single Jook It is def a hit as Montay reworked the beat and more heat was added by putting DJ UNK on featuring vocals. I never get tired of tracks like this and this really want me to jook it. Can’t wait for the video, let’s hope it’s really nasty, or at least more grown up than Stuey Rock’s MySpace-page, it looks like something out of a kinder garden on bad drugs. U can’t use the Comic Sans-font and be taken seriously at the same time people , never ever. But I actually like the cartoon Stuey he has going on. Well, it’s Friday, JOOK IT!

Uhm okay, the latest in the line of replies aimed at Dizzee from Wiley for Pussy’ole is this called Stop Bein Silly. Aside from the production, which is quite interesting and catchy, it’s utter rubbish. Wiley come on! Get back on track! WHO’S the silly baby? My sister’s 4 month old girl is more grown than the bars in this. This ain’t about pride, this ain’t about war and beef, uh, is it so? What’s it’s about then dear Richard? I got a Bentley, u got a mini. Mhm, how about starting with putting ur wealth and material things aside and get back in the game? Dizzee is a pure entertainer, in rain or shine, it’s always fun to watch him on stage.

Can’t say the same of Wiley, Saturdays on Partners In Grime was proof enough. Seems like the 'fame' has got the best of Wiley. It must be hard to me p0wned down to the air max toes by a former (and much younger) friend. As I’ve said before, didn’t like In The Summer (Summertime) (out September 22nd), the whole Daft Punk-thing is a bit overdone right now but the Crookers manage to made me like it. The remix is HOT!

Don’t know what’s come over me, suddenly I’m all okay with listening to cheesy and sleazy r’n’b with a big grin on my face. Is this the way happiness feels? Sundays I had a big breakdown in Stockholm, just feel to the floor and started to cramp and shake, and now I’m like this, all giddy and shit. Emotional yoyo, it’s confusing. But I guess the explanation is the good old: female hysterica. It’s all programmed in our genetic makeup, to _feel_ that is. Haha, I’m still a social constructivist, no worries.

Anyway, one of my fave r’n’b joints atm is this from the three fellas of Blazed from ATL. Love their highly pretentious bio on MySpace, it feels like an ad for buying an husband or something: Josh brings a keen, strong sound that grabs the listeners attention. Wayne brings a smoothed-out, sensual sound. Nate brings old school flavor with a spiritual feel.

Even if them lines makes u ready to get blazed or not, Round Round is all sugary sweet but to prevent a sweet tooth they have teamed up with DJ UNK. Which makes me long for UNK’s upcoming album "2nd Season" to drop even more, but no date has sadly been set yet. UNK needs ur help btw, he needs a official dance for his new single Show Out. Peep this video:

DJ Semtex has gotten his facebook account deleted. Why? He had too many friends. But I like to think it was a punishment for his horrible audio tagging buiz. Seriously, I get exclusives all the time, but why on earth would I destroy a track by marking my territory at it like some horny old dog pissing in every corner? And making the tagging so much louder than the track itself is just plain wack. Yes, I’m no DJ, I’m a writer, (and today that’s the same thing obviously thanks to Ableton), but the same goes for writers as well. Like blogs who tag, ok, one small question, do u own the music? Are u the creator? No?! Well, stop writing ur sorry excuse for a blog name in the artist-field on the track then, tag it correctly god dammit!

But despite Semtex’s loud and obnoxious drops on this new Scorcher track, I fell for it. Have had some difficulties for Scorcher’s mixtapes in the past, the Red Light track he did with Wiley on "Leader of the New School" was good, as well as Reppin London, Stay Down The Road and a few others but I’ve been disappointed of the early release when it, at the end of the day, just was Scorch over some 6 month old hiphop tracks. But I Know is raising the levels, Wiley and Scorch seems to have buried the hatchet (?) and Scorcher actually shows just how good he really is, just love the production on this.

Scorcher’s debut album "Concret Jungle" will drop later this year and the yeah the name is such a cliché but it stems from a track on "Simply The Best Volume 2" called Concrete Jungle where he used all of these metaphors for the streets using animals and was just inspired to continue from there. Speaking of DJ's for that matter, Scorch did an HUGE remix with Wretch 32 for Charlean Dance's dirty pop hit Mr. DJ back in 2007. <3.

Right now I’m watching sloppy reruns of Sex and The City (I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I _hate_ SaTC, esp. Carrie, so infantile and boring, I get irritated just by seeing her mug on the telly) and munching on my new fave midnight snack: Greek halloumi cheese fried quite hard in Lebanese bread, so simple and yet divine. I’m also trying to work through all mail. Seriously, my deepest apologies to all of u I haven’t answered yet and so on, I need a PA, that’s for sure.

Let's start off with something fresh I got today from the rapper and producer miss GoldieLocks; her new split single out on the Locked On-label (the original home of UK garage and first to put out Mike Skinner 12”s) of the tracks Kids and Drug Dee-La. Usually I don’t put up songs just for streaming and not downloading but for GoldieLocks I’ll make an exception and put ‘em up in two of the three GoldieLocks bears (feeling witty and clever like Carrie, haha):

U might recognize Kids (produced by FutureCut) from the movie AdULTHOOD and Drug-Dee-La is an oldie Goldie. The single will be available on 7” and iTunes from the 15th of September. Future releases for GoldieLocks include a collaboration with dubstep's Benga out later this year, looking forward to that collabo very much.

One of Goldie’s influences is obviously M.I.A. and speaking of which, I was so damn happy when I heard that KanYe had sampled the Swagger Like Us part from Paper Planes for T.I. And the track is hot, even if the autotuner is signing on its very last verse in my eras. Seems like "Paper Trail" (out September 30th) is gonna turn out quite good after all. Sorry for doubting u T.I. And to make up for the streaming, another leaked track from the upcoming album, produced by J. R. Rotem called Let My Beat Pound. No autotune on that, more like an autobot or something, and yeah, I luv it.

Funny how one small text basically can change everything. I don’t need to move anymore. The girl who’s subletting this flat to me have done a complete 360 and decided to stay in Stockholm, so no stress, no packing, no moving. And when I went through my mail when I got home late last night I found out that I got plenty of cash back from my taxes, nearly 4k. Happiness and joyful bliss! So I guess all my minor probs are solved. Life is quite ironic sometimes. Speaking of Ironik, never was a fan of Stay With Me, just too much eurodisco-feelings for me, like Scooter with that high pitch, but I actually like this new single called I Wanna Be Your Man:

The original above still has got that super pitchy girly voice but without the feeling of a sordid disco I went to when I was like 14, but the remix below is straight fire over a Bless Beats production and with Tinchy and Ghettz. The single will be available for download from 15th September and buy from 22nd. Ironik’s debut album "No Point In Wasting Tears" is out the 29th.

I’m leaving Stockholm later today, it feels a bit strange to be honest, have a anxiety pile model: deluxe to deal with when I get home to my flat in Gothenburg. I still don’t have anywhere else to live and I need to move next weekend. I actually got rashes from the stress. Haven’t packed anything yet either und so weiter. Whine whine, anyway, the Partners In Grime-night Saturdays was mad fun. Don’t believe what any small minded boy writes on Whoa (still don’t know why I uses that commu, guess its easy amusement or something).

But however, guess who turned up? Yes, Wiley, but to be perfectly honest, for all I care he could had pulled another no show as he acted like a stuck up bitch just standing on stage posing the night away. Yeah he did some lame ass attempt with Wearing My Rolex but that was all more or less. The less was at the cypher at the end when he tried to get in but was quite off all the time, starting to pose again instead. About time to call earth mr. William? Get off that hubris u seems to be infected by? People who actually entertained were Kano, Ghettz, Slimzee, Riko and DJ Bionix.

Everything was good in the hood except for the sound. Berns is quite known for the terrible sound so why on earth put up a middle school hit disco just outside the concert area so that the sound just bounced onff the walls all around?! That and the totally waste idea of 1 single toilet line to the former ladies room. I want to pee in a fresh bowl, not in a pissed and puked down toilet by some fugly ass dude. One fine moment of the night was when Kano and Wiley pulled this one out of the pocket. U can hate on Kano all u like, in my book he’s safe card. "140 Grime St." will be big and grime, not popish, trust me (pointing my finger at Risto... haha <3). The track below is called Anywhere We Go with Wiley on the production and featuring vocals. The official tracklist for the album (out 9th of September, note: on day before my birthday) looks like this:

1. 140 Grime St
2. Hustler
3. Paper
4. Hunting We Will Go ft. Ghetto
5. These Mcs ft. Skepta
6. We Gangsta
7. Anywhere We Go ft. Wiley
8. Missing Me
9. Seems Like Things Have Changed
10. Don't Come Around Here
11. I Stand By It
12. Soldier ft. Mikey J
13. I Like It
14. Off Licence
15. Too Advanced
16. Aim For The Sky

I’m no longer in Hultsfred, all of a sudden I’m in Stockholm in the semi-fancy parts, at a dorm-room with a severe migraine. Been having the fucking thing the whole day. If I could listen to music right now, I’d be listening to this new banger from my guilty pleasure number 1: Pitbull ft. Lil’ Jon called Krazy to cheer myself up. The collaborations between Lil’ Jon and Pitbull usually turns out great and this is no exception, just that it’s more up to date then they usually are, as it has that techno/club feeling to it. U’ll like it, if not, ur stupid, Anyway, that’s how I feel right now, krazy.

Another good word to use right now would be ‘ballistic’. So as I’ve slept on this Toddla T and Duckbeats Remix from the Canadian king of bass the past weeks it’s about time I throw in that one as well. Go Ballistic ft. MC Zulu is the 3rd single from Ghislain Poirier’s "No Ground Under" (out on Ninja Tune) and I’m going ballistic of the students who are screaming and doing everything else than studying and due to my migraine I banged out on 3 different parties tonight. It’s not exactly like this Friday puts the F in Fun, I wanna be out dancing around until I see stars and thunderbolts, not this way by doing absolutely nothing! I’m running out of self-pity so I’m better off to sleep, hopefully I’ll wake up tomorrow morning as a person not a zombie longing for a trepanation alt. lobotomy. As long as it releases some pressure, I'm good in the hood.

Seriously, Ryeisha "Rye Rye" Berrain, I know ur so much young than me, 9 years to be exact, but plz marry me! Why? I’ll show u why:

Rye Rye goofing around to the Count and Sinden’s Hardcore Girls. There’s no need for an official video, this homemade thingee got it all! Hardcore Girls will be out on The Count and Sinden’s new EP in October on Domino Records. Btw, all Swedes, don’t miss out on Rye Rye in Malmö on Saturday and in Stockholm the 6th of September.

While we’re here, let’s take a trip further down the Baltimooooooore sound landscape, the huge set below dropped in my mailbox earlier this week. It features Diplo and Sweet Fred (from the club The Rumble in Malmö) from when they were in Umeå the 12th. It features so many bangers it’s almost ridicules, I never seem to grow tierd of DJ Class Next To You nor T2’s Heartbroken, when it came on, I actually started to cry out of happiness. Speking of DJ Class for that matter, the "Tear Da Club Up – Tha Remixes EP" will drop the 26th on Unruly with all remixes and shit, about time. In wait for that, Tittsworth did this unshy remix/touch up of Tear Da Club Up for 2008 on his debut album, just love it. And speaking of Titts, if u wanna read my full review of "12 Steps", peep it over here.

Sorry for the slow update ratio yesterday, I’ve been too busy lying in my grannies couch munching sweets the whole day accompanied by the telly and the Olympics. I care jack shit about the Olympics to be frank, the opening ceremony was more than enough but my grannie’s a hardcore sports fan even if she doesn’t wanna acknowledge the fact. She’s the type of woman who watches boxing and sumo wrestling at the sports channels in the middle of the night if she suffers from trouble sleeping. The Olympics makes her more crazy than usual and after the whole Swedish fiasco this time around, she was waiting for the gold to happen, relying on Stefan Holm. Despite the fact that she finds him absolutely disgusting. Laughed my ass off when she started to imitate his ocd-like-tendencies before he leaps at the jump. Like ok, we all have rituals and things we have to do but that series of rituals is just silly. They didn’t work obviously, going from Olympic gold to 4th place is quite... bad.

A black day for the Swedish track and field so to speak. Speaking of black for that matter, when BlaqStarr snitched the classic Black Flag bars and cover on his "King of Roq" I just laughed and thought it was kinda cute and now, in wait for the new EP dropping on Mad Decent, BlaqStarr has a new CD out on Turntable Lab, but with his own mug at the cover. "It’s Banging vol. 2" is the official sequel to his online-only mix from last year showcases his skills behind the boards and the reason that he's one of the most sought-after beatsters around. In addition to over a dozen original tracks (17 in 34 minutes) from Blaq - including this called Bang Hard. It’s quite different from what u heard before, a bit slower but sometimes slower is _good_ and I’ve been listing to this track on constant repeat for the last 2 hrs, such a beautiful production!

ps. An extra treat: an hour fresh BlaqStarr-set with Blue Jemz over at Turntable Lab Radio.

I always tend to put out post about Chi-Town’s new faves: Hollywood Holt and Mic Terror at the same time and this is no exception.

First up, this brand new video from Hollywood Holt for Hollywood. I love this dude, aside from his eclectic yet energetic raps, his music varying from booty tracks to uptempo dance music to slower-BPM bass tracks just the fact that he has a moped crew called Murder Club. I mean, mopeds are silly and dorky but to name ur crew Murder Club, simply adorable and it doesn’t get any harder than that. Wish them annoying boys driving by my parents house 24/7 fucking up the telly reception would do the same thing, earning some level of respect.

Hollywood Holt has a free mixtape up for download on his site, cop it!

Second, I love Mic Terror as well, he’s just so darn cute! Haha, yeah I’ve spend the whole morning talking babytalk with my sister 3 months old girl, that’s why everything’s just rainbows and lollipops to me right now... But Mic Terror is the perfect mix between sweet and nasty, guess if he was a perfume he would smell like my fave scent atm: Library of Fragrance Jelly Belly, Sugar and Spice. I’m still waiting for that Juke Them Hoes-video to drop, but here’s 2 others showing why Mic Terror is _so_ cute, and its not only his face:

First cruise around his neighborhood as he stops by the barber shop to trim up and second one from the RH TV’s "Freestyle in the Park"-Series; showing off his Nike Olympic’s letting u know what’s the difference between Sprite and Sierra Mist:

And if ur heart didn’t melt there, he ups the trend with remixing M.I.A. with his take on Come Around and his own I’m An Asshole prod. by Mano.

Yeah, I even surprised myself with this post as I’d never been a bigger fan of The Game other than Neil Strauss ideology and book with the same name. But I like this track produced by Cool and Dre cause of the whole commotion and drama. First a diss directed to Eminem, then no longer diss and so on and on. Then, the magic equation: Lil’ Wayne plus that auto-tune-effect plus the hook from Birdman’s I'm So Tired = I’m hooked.

Hasn’t The Game stepped up his looks a few notches? I’ve never found him doable before but after seeing this, I wouldn’t say no playing that game... Well, the video is shot in a graveyard in and around Compton and as my parents’ house is just by the cemetery here in Hultsfred, I feel quite home and content with the video, The Game’s third and new album "L.A.X." is out now.

To tone down the seriousness a bit, without death and shit, just some ice on bodies, nyce cars and things like that: some new diarrhea de' Wayne ft. youngster Lil’ Twist. Lil’ Twist (real name Christopher L. Moore) is only in the 8th grade at Kennemer Middle School in Duncanville, Texas and has one of them squeaky voices I’m soo weak for.

Without the absolutely stunning Janee Bennett this track probably would have been just another jump on the electro/grime train but thanks to miss nicest-bangs-ever, it’s not. Just love her voice, love the video, love Flo'dans bars, love them Rolex-inspired clockworks, just love it all. Well, not everything, Manga’s a bit boring, like food without any seasoning, but everything else. Pure <3.

Every time I watch the video I get more and more tempted to grab the pair of scissors and cutting a new bang, but if I know myself right, I will regret it later on. I always tend to do that. Me and bangs have a difficult relationship. Do Me Wrong is out the 29th of September according to Janee and Roll Deep’s new album "Return Of The Big Money Sound" will be hitting the shelves on the 6th of October.

Lil’ Wayne has so much on his plate these days. First, as u might have heard he has formed a super group with T-Pain by the witty name of T-Wayne with a record in the making, then second he has signed up for another album called "I Can't Feel My Face" collaborating with Juelz Santana and the collaboration fiesta doesn’t end there. Here’s the continuation of the relationship between Weezy and David Banner called Pussy Monster. Banner stands for the production and Lil’ Wayne for the entertainment as the monster. The track in itself is not that great, it lacks oumf but the lyrics are to die for. Haven’t heard a celebration about munching the female genitalia this good since Jacki-O’s love song addressed to her Pussy (Real Good). Or how about lines like:

It Goes P-U-S-S-Y Because Its Da Reason I Am Alive, Mama I Need It To Stay Alive Its Like I Gotta Eat It Just To Survive […] She Called Me Dracula, And I Vacuumed Her And I Can Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue, HaHa

So all u dickheads refusing to eat pussy (seriously, how on earth can u refuse that?!) listen to Weezy and learn, u gotta eat to survive!

Uh, I hate myself for liking this Three 6 Mafia-track, but well, despite Akon’s whiny voice, I do. But have to see Akon point his finger to his eye trying to embody 'what u saw' makes me sick. I can’t stand him, not since that dry humping incident and what followed and not to forgot, he feels so fake lying about his days in prison and so forth. The whole Konvict-thing is played out. But the video for That’s Right is good, esp. the parts where Akon hides his ugly face, the girls with the long jump and the addition of Jim Jones;

Anyway, speaking of that Doe Boy Freshness, another man I’ve got some issues with; Jay-Z. But I’m feeling the new track thou, even if it’s produced by KanYe. Haha, many 'if's and 'but's in this post. Another thing I must hate on before tucking myself in, today at noon them shutter shades KanYeezy’s sporting will be released by CaliRoots. I hate those glasses! Let’s hope the description for them at Cali’s webpage will be: Fugly glasses for KanYe’s prags who’s used to see the world the horizontal way. Well, I’m off to my cozy bed, much luv!

Tonight I’ve kept myself 'busy' with munching rich French Chocolate cake and watched the last episode of OZ. I hate the ending, just as the first time it I saw it, I felt a big anticlimax followed by a big hole in my heart. Nuff about my self-indulgent and slackerlicious ways in Hultsfred.

The London DJ’s; DJ Dub (a.k.a Jim’ll Mixit) and DJ Frampster have been busy for real. Giving ur listening holes a big treat in the "137 Mixtape - The Spiritual Nature of Abundant Energies". Just love the tracklisting, filled with old and new things to cream over or how about:

Wish the weather will be better when I woke up in the morning so I can take this and my .mp3-player to the beach and work on my tan. Btw, I haven’t posted Sammy Bananas awesome handclappy remix of Everyone Nose yet and as it is on the mixtape it’s about time.

Something inside of me rebelling against posting this, but putting those feelings aside, I must admit, KanYe is funny. He’s like one of them children at a daycare center where I used to work, he feels so needy, and this just screams for attention so to please him, I felt obligated to give him some. Champion is the 6th single from "Graduation" and KanYe pulls a stunt like his father for the video: 'Cause every summer he'll get some brand new hare-brained scheme to get rich from and here it is:

I haven’t seen much of the Olympics at all to be honest, I saw the opening ceremony but it made me sick seriously. I’m too tiered to going all political on this, cuz the topic has been all over the news but when all nationalities of China carried the flag as one united people, it felt so fake and forced that I shut off my telly and Sweden sucks on summer Olympics, I miss good old Henrik Dagård, the only man ever out of the Swedish team who has made me drool. Stefan Holm... I rest my case and he just pisses me off with all silly rituals and compulsive behaviors he has going on out on the field. No thanks.

Baltimore is on the rise again people! Well, again and again, for me, it never went away from the music map but according to the hipsters it did so...

Even thou Tittsworth has been to Sweden several times I’ve never seen him live so my best Tittsworthy experience was when I walked home from a night out in Uppsala last winter. I went home alone, guess I was bored of Palermo (everyone been to Uppsala knows what I’m talking about) it was like 3 am and the city was going to sleep. It snowed, the snowflakes were big as popcorn and at the square where now 'Musiken Hus' is I met a dude. We went home together dancing accompanied by the "Ayers and Titties"-mix record I had on my .mp3-player. Don’t remember his name but I do remember that he was amazed by Tittsworth, he had never heard of him before.

Now, as of yesterday, 12 steps in August, Tittsworth released his debut album on Plant Music. WTF was one among the tracks that got me mad hyped about the album when he leaked a preview on his site some weeks ago. I’m not gonna lie to u, the hardest argument on why I like WTF is Kid Sis, even if she has disappointed me badly with that fugly and stupid ad she and a bunch of other artists did for Converse's new hipster campaign. I will tell u something Melisa Young, chucks is not a shoe worthy the be called a shoe, to wear them nasty fuckers is to rape ur feet basically. Yeah, my hate for chucks is a never-ending story.

But back to Titts, the record is called "12 Steps" and is an album of Bmore-influenced bangers with guests (aside from Kid Sister and Pase Rock) like The Federation, Pitbull, DJ Assault and Nina Sky among others. One release party was thrown in NY last week another one is held in DC the 29th. Be there if ur around.

Ps. If WTF and Drunk As Fuck ft. The Federation below is not enough and u feel the urge for a _big_ mix, Tittsworth gladly hooks u up with "The John McCain Experience" filled with other nyce goodies from the album:

Will Roc & The Renaissance Man - Get Down & Party (Party Break) - Unruly
Will Roc & The Renaissance Man - Get Down & Party - Unruly
Rod Lee - Hola Back
Jimmy Jones - Who U Wit
Blaqstarr - Bang > Tease Blaqstarr - Throw That Ass Back - Mad Decent
Lil Wanye - A Milli (Scottie B Remix) - Unruly White
Say Wut - Go Time Anthem - Unruly
Mike Mumbles - Crank Dat GI Joe
Mike Mumbles - Da Last Fight Em
Blaqstar - Get Your Handz Up
Tittsworth - Haiku - Plant Music
Blaqstarr - Hands Up Thumbs Down (Bird Peterson Remix) - Mad Decent
Tittsworth feat The Federation - Drunk as Fuck (Top Billin Remix) - Plant
Machines Don’t Care - Afro Jacker - Machine
Hi-Jack - Possessed - Potty Mouth Music
Fake Blood - Mars - (Tittsworth Popeyes Edit) - Cheap Thrills
Solange - I Decided (Tittsworth Rave Remix) - Interscope
Nadastrom - Pussy Soul - Dubsided
Subfocus - X-Ray (Tittsworth Remix)
Nadastrom - The Way You Movin - Dubsided
Tittsworth - WTF feat Kid Sister & PaseRock - Plant Music
TIttsworth - WTF feat Kid Sister & PaseRock (Nadastrom Remix) - Plant Music
Estelle & Kanye West - American Boy (Nadastrom Remix) - WHITE
Surkin - Next Of Kin (Todd Edwards re-kindled mix) - Institubes
Chavy Boys - Friday Night Flu - Unruly
Hall & Oats - I can’t go for that (Ernest St.Laurent Club Mix) - WHITE
Hard-Fi - Hard To Beat (AXWell Remix) - Atlantic UK
Daft Punk - Primetime Of Your Life (Top Billin Remix) - WHITE
Gorillaz - Dirty Harry (Logistics Remix) - WHITE
Michael Jackson - Human Nature (Makoto and Specialist Remix) - WHITE
Ghostface & Neyo - Back Like That (Marky & Bungle Remix) - WHITE
George Michael versus Lil Wayne - Careless Lollipop (DJ Soap Mash-up)

The only thing I’ve done at my parents so far is eating. My grannie just came over with some sweet yellow chanterelles she found out in the woods and yesterday when I stepped into the door from the train I met my papi in the kitchen boiling freshly caught crayfish. I’m gonna be here until the 20th or something, if I keep on eating like this, I’m gonna wobble my way back to Gothenburg. Which leads me into the next single from V.I.C. entitled just Wobble. The track is produced by Mr. Collipark and here’s the fresh out of the kitchen video:

An official dance is mandatory these days so here’s Ms. Phat and Phetish showing y’all the instructions on how to do wobble the proper way:

And as I did with Get Silly, I like this track so I was a bit sad when I heard that V.I.C’s debut album "Beast", set for release the 26th has been postponed until next year with the new date: January 13th . So far, names like Soulja Boy, Bun B, Unk, Jermaine Dupri, E-40, Polow Da Don, B.o.B., Stan Williams and Hurricane Chris will feature on the album. Btw, the remix below by the Canadian Lunice is quite ill, love him!

Exactly a year ago Dwizz released his EP "Party Music" on Flamin’ Hotz and the track first track on the a-side: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup and Hot Sauce got a huge positive response.

The track in question was originally produced by the DnA-duo and now, a year later the track gets remixed by Philly’s number one female DJ; DJ Diamond Kuts as it’s gonna be released on her upcoming album "Herstory In The Making".

Diamond Kuts' Saturday-night show on Power 99 from 9 pm to 2 am caters to the crowd headed to the clubs and this remix is NO exception. A video has been shot some days ago and the remix features except from Dwizz and herself the new 15 year old rapstar Pumpkin and Casino. It u thought that Dwizz version was fire, brace urself, this one is hotter. Can’t wait for the video to drop and to see the official dance be performed (se pic above, and fyi Diamond Kuts sported a R.I.P. K-Swift tee innit) and start a dance craze as big as the Chicken Noodle Soup all over again, but until then I guess I have to settle with this from Power 99 Fm’s Tre Day and his mates:

I’m finally at my parents in Hultsfred. It’s rainy but nyce and calm. Yesterday I was actually quite content with sitting on a warm train instead of running around at a festival outdoors in the rain among the drunken youth. I guess I’m too old. I’ve done that to absolute boredom. But when I sat on the train at the time where Lil’ Kim entered the Azalea stage I felt a bit sad missing out, but from what I’ve seen of the asswhipe reviews in the papers (such as this and this one), I didn’t miss anything. Or I may missed a whole lot as the reviews just didn’t say anything else other than that she was 20 min late on stage, threw out a bunch of free t-shirts and gave a boy from the audience a lapdance. No setlist, nothing of relevance what so ever, just that it was _awful_.

But I doubt it was _that_ awful to be honest. Reviewers at festivals have a tendency to not look at the thing they ought to be looking at, instead they’re wasting their time in the beer tents and making their pity review based on from what they hear other drunken asses has to say about the show and so on. That’s why no one ever knows the setlists and things like that, many journalists today are just lazy motherfuckers, seriously. Guess working at the beer gut is more important than the job... Anyway, Lil’ Kim has been under the fire since her birthday party a week ago as one of the guests (24 year old Ingrid Rivera) was found murdered on the roof killed by a champagne bottle. But no worries, it was not Kimmie, an employee of a Midtown karaoke bar has been charged of the slaying. After her first mixtape ever, a quite decent one, she will return with an album later this year called "Hard Core II: The Return of The Queen Bitch" and I’m thrilled with high expectations. It’s too bad that Kimmie was not featured on the official remix of Lookin’ Boy cuz as u can hear, her freestyle bars on that is fire. This girl can rap whether what some tiered, mainstream, drunken waste journalists might think.

ps. The wonderful pic is stolen from from rockfoto.nu and photographer: PAULINE BENTHEDE. Loved her photos from the show!

Haha, I don’t know for how long I’ve been laughing at this now, this referring to the video for the 3rd single from T.I.‘s upcoming album "Paper Trail" (set for release September 30th) called Whatever You Like, but it is quite a while now. Seems like he has still got some humor left from the whole hullabaloo with Shawty Lo:

Well, T.I. _is_ good looking but he’s not THAT good looking that u drop ur jaw by facing him, he’s definitely doable, more than others but Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. is not exactly the most perfect man on earth, even if he and his girlfriend Tameka (also featured in the video) seems to think so. But aside for that, I Love this track, most cause of the production signed Jim Jonsin with its borrowed elements from the opening and closing theme from Rocky II. I must say, I was sceptical at first but the album is beginning to look good, aside for Whatever You Like I just love this one with The Dream produced by Jazze Pha.

The tickets to the big Way Out West festival today and tomorrow is all gone, so I’m gonna miss out on Lil’ Kim, I can’t even describe how sad I am, so I’m heading home to Hultsfred for a while to lick my wounds. Haha, no I’m not that melodramatic, but it’s quite ironic, to miss out on Kimmie and head home to Hultsfred. But well, on the other hand, I haven’t yet had a proper vacation this summer so it’s about time. It’s not even summer anymore, hello rain rain rain and hello cold cold cold.

But with autumn also comes many nyce releases such as Kano’s new album "140 grime St.", set for release the 29th of September. I know, the mixtape he released earlier this year that should have been his way back to proper grime wasn’t quite what I hoped for but the material I’ve heard from the album is def the grimy Kano from the Boys Luv Girls and Pum Pum-riddim days. And in wait for the official video for the first single Hustler to drop, Kano teases with this refix of Tinchy Stryder’s Stryderman:

The Stryderman single is out now It’s also nyce to see Wiley jumping on the official remix.

This new remix video for Everyone Nose absolutely _kills_ the original one! The homage to the 8-bit games is so darn cute and the Donkey Kong-monkey, I’m in love. I know, this is just a green screen-video and the other was a whole set but this one is everything the original wasn’t, it’s fun, well executed and is based on a nyce concept:

N.E.R.D are coming to Gothenburg this weekend, no one have missed that fact right? But one thing about that which is quite interesting is the official N.E.R.D after party. There’s actually two of them, at the same time. One held by The Rumble over at Inferno and another held by Hell’s Kitchen and the event company Soblue, over at Push. I’ve been to Push once, and lemme tell ya, it’s absolutely horrible. The interior and all that jazz at that club is off the chain, but the crowd... 30+ something’s with too much money and a bitchy attitude to go along with it. So, my question is inevitable, have N.E.R.D cloned themselves? How else are they gonna be at two places around town at the same time? Are they gonna run back and forth between the parties? No one knows, but everyone nose. Guess that’s the answer. Anyway here’s a little nyce balti remix signed DJ DLO of the track in question and another little goodie; GoldieLocks refix of Provider. You’re gonna like it.

Uh, I’m doing some inventory work on all my belonging as I need to pack them all down soon, I simply hate moving around. But seriously, I’ve been living in this flat since what... the end of January and I’ve got twice as many shoes as I had when I moved in! I’ve even thrown some old ones away. Am I addicted? Probably, and as all new fresh kicks are just released in male sizes I’ve begun collecting heels instead, stilettos to be précis. The pair I’m drooling for right now is a hot pink low pump with a cyan outsole and a 13 cm high yellow heel, they look like candy. Even spotted some nyce ones in this brand new video by Lee Carr:

Jim Jones flies high again, now with M.I.A in her famous paper plane. This track has sooo many nyce remixes to it and they just keep on coming, like a plague, it never dies. But I‘m not complaining, latest in line is this and another one with rapper Freeway. Love 'em both but Jim Jones version is a few notches better than the other. Jim Jones is about to release a new album later this month (hopefully, via Columbia Records and it's scheduled to hit the stores on August 19th) called "Back 2 Back" and aside from Good Shit it’s nyce to hear some new music from him instead of the whole controversy with Cam’ron. The forthcoming album will feature appearances from Juelz Santana, Hell Rell, and other members of Byrd Gang. The Runners, Chink Santana, and Dj Khalil, sounds good, doesn’t it?

Did something I absolutely hate earlier tonight, an interview over the phone, in English. I hate speaking on the phone in general, kinda strange, when I was younger I was like every other normal teenage chick, I lived in my phone, until the lightning destroyed it (while I was on the line, it was scary). The family phone bill could be 10 grand or more for a month when all my sisters and brother used to live under the same roof at our parents in Hultsfred. But then I moved out and just started to have my crappy cellphone so that habit was killed off quite easy. And it still is, today I only like speaking with 3 people more or less; my best girlfriend, mami and grannie. That’s it. I hate every time my phone rings, it’s an obligation to answer and it feels so forced just chatting breeze.

But that phone call tonight wasn’t air, I spoke with the crew behind Blog Fresh Radio in NY and I was so damn nervous that I threw in some Swedish words every now and then, haha, so sorry guys, so if ur listing to that later on (will link it as soon as it comes up), keep in mind that it was a very long time since I did radio and I can’t bring my A game to the phone as I get chills just by ordering food. So please be kind.

Haha, anyway I wasen’t gonna spill my guts out about my shortcomingings to phone interviews, I was gonna cover one great and for me longed for come back, the return of Miss Ebony Eyez! No bells are ringing? Well perhaps this little olden goldie can pick ur memory up?

Seriously, this chick is fire and I’m so thrilled to present this absolutley fresh material of her’s in the official remix of M.C’s I’m Cool alongside Twista and Chingy. The 'cool'-factor keeps sweeping the world, from Henok, Adam Tensta to M.C.

Yeah, I’ve modified the layout a tiny bit, added some fading, gave the girl a belly button and some fucked up ads to the empty space on the right, they really look horrid, I know but I’m working on that, anyway hope u like the new makeup.

Well I’m soon off to watch some OZ then take a nap but before I do that, I was so damn happy when I discovered this since Bruza is my absolute fave along with Mz. Bratt out of the Aftershock camp. His voice is just so special and original. But again, WHO did the styling on the model?! MY EYES! MY EYES! Why do almost all UK artists keep dressing up their featured models (who looks good in person) in those horrible clothes? Who’s to blame for that gold tent and furry leopard short shorts on the dancing girl with the "spirit fingers"?!

But the track is really catchy, produced by Magnum Force and can be found on Bruza’s forthcoming album "Tales Of The Underdog" which will hopefully be out soon.

This day sucks elephant balls, or even if possible... mammoth balls. The rain is pissing outside, the weather forecast said that the amount of rain coming today would be 1/10 of all rain water for a year. That’s a lot and the weather’s making me ill, my throat is all soar and on top of that, I can’t stop crying. I feel like a moody emochick. Seriously, I can’t cope with anymore posts about Jesper of Krazy Fiesta. I don’t want to read. I don’t want his death in my face. I miss him too much. Every thing’s just shit. I don’t have any energy to turn the shit around either. I just wanna sleep. Breathe in and out and let all problems solve themselves. But they don’t and it stresses my the hell out. I need a flat in Gothenburg, now, from the 1st of September. Otherwise... well I don’t know, perhaps going back to Uppsala and Stockholm? But I’m done with that part of Sweden, I love Gothenburg so plz, if u know _anything_, give me a holler.

Been having a lot of minor anxiety attacks today due to all stress and when my panic anxiety was as its worst in 2005 I spoke with Jesper all the time. Day in and day out. It was such a relief. Now he’s gone. To be frank, and yeah possible too blunt, I don’t like what Krazy Fiesta has become after this track as this was the last Jesper laid his hands on. Or like and like, the better saying is that the music KF does now doesn’t float my boat. Not that KF is bad in general, cuz they’re fine men, and I’m so glad of their great success it’s just that I miss Jesper’s things. I miss him. I could write a book about all thing I miss with Jesper Andersson. Rest In Peace my dear old friend. U touched many hearts. Gothenburg feels strange without u, the world is not the same.

Suffa and Andy’s supermegahit Pretty Girls ft. Mapei is out now on Trunkfunk in a massive release with remixes by Sinden, Krazy Fiesta, The Infiltrators and David Ekenbäck available thru Beatport, iTunes, DJ Download, MTV Music Store and other digital shops. If u want the very limited picture disc vinyl designed by PMKFA head out to ur local record store.

I’m late on this for several reasons. First off, Lloyd himself. I don’t know what to think about that dude. He looks like a blacker and to some point younger version of Fabio, and it all comes down to all that hair. God, I hate guys with long hair. Second, the video. Are u telling me that the only thing girls around the world developed in 50 years was eyes bright as light bulbs? They still wear same old American Apparel shiny metallic tights and bikini tops? It makes no sense what so ever. Is it one thing I hate in movies it’s jumping in time and this is a really bad one. Seems like no one though it through. Just "hmm, suppose that we travel 50 years ahead in time, back in the 1960’s space age they all wore silver metallic, let’s put a spin on that and add color and some shiny eyes that make ‘em look like hotter versions of the Stepford Wives”. And this was the outcome:

But what can I say, they really made a huge effort with this official mega remix, lineup is _sick_. But to be frank, I like the 'smaller' official remix with Weezy and Trey Songz a bit more.

First I thought, "WAH! How on earth could I have missed F.A.T?" But then a vague memory came to mind when I rediscoverd the banger Release The BEAT, I actually saw that video on Channel U in 2006 or something. Then they obviously fell into the dark of my clouded brain. Probably cuz they lack the hype and only get played on Channel U and Channel U is known for buzzing shit like N-Dubz (seriously, N-Dubz was kinda corny fun before, like in Better Not Waste My Time with Tulisa's opera sounds and Dappy in the pram but now they’re just embarrassing and for Chipmunk to get involved even more into that hot mess like in Defeat You is really strange). But even if no one seems to like or know of these girls, they are my new found love. I utterly head over heels in Juice, Bambi and Peek A Boo.

First, their name F.A.T stands short for Fresh As Tommi, a really silly name, I got no idea who this Tommi guy is, second they look like the two chicks who made fun of Fergie’s Fergalicious with their Chongalicious and third they actually sound great! Been bumping this, their brand new 4th single called No Dibby all evening, (don't mind the fugly 'fat'-font in the intro):

F.A.T kinda reminds me of FannyPack (yeah without the boring asswhipes Matt and Fancy) mixed with Sugababes as they mix sexiness, cuteness, corny lyrics and nicknames, grimy rap, sweet r’n’b singing and nyce clothes into something absolutely wonderful. Some rubbish 'journalists' are just hating and think these girls should make their way onto Britain’s Next Top Model instead of doin the music buiz, reactionary ignorant people that is. This is music I love, music that is fun, playful and good looking. Peep by their MySpace and have a listen to their interpretation of Dionne Warwick’s good 'ol Walk On By, it gives me the shivers.

Last time I wore bicycle shorts must have been when I was around 14 or something and still doing rhythm gymnastics. But they weren’t that long, they were more like hotpants, I’ve always thought the long bicycle short has been quite horrific. Esp. on males, all that lycra showing genitalia, every bump and blood vein is not a good match. Anyway, they’re well sported in Trina’s new video as well as the keyhole-dress, Trina must LOVE that cut, she wears it all the time.

That dress on me is very ugly, almost as ugly as the tribal Trina uses as the logo on her clothing line. But clothes aside, I still love this track, the lyric is do damn nasty like: Licky, licky, licky, licky, licky for a (hour) / I'm a make it rain for ya here's a golden (shower) / I'm smellin like a (flower) My pussy is a (rose) / Come a lil closer I wanna fuck your nose almost making pee-sex clean for the masses. Who would have thought that "Still Da Baddest" would be as good as the album is after the letdown of "Glamorous Life"? But well, it is, there’s only one Trina, she knows her shit, she does it her way.

My youngest sister (17 years of age) and her boyfriend are staying over at my place for the weekend, her comment of Lil’ Wayne when seeing this was quite harsh: "That dude looks like hell, short, with those teeth and his dreads..." (then she rolled her eyes like only a 17 year old girl can) and I laughed. But I think Weezy is quite cute to be honest, he fits in his looks, all them tattoos and shit would look like hell on another body but with him, they go well. And like I’ve said before I love this track and its fun to see that Weezy features in the video:

Speaking of Weezy Wee, Scottie B’s remix of A Milli is straight fire and can be found his new EP called "Mr. International", out now on Unruly and here’s the official remix baby of Tyga’s Coconut Juice as well, featuring Wayne and Rich Boy.

THIS is what I’ve been waiting for from Luda! The first single from the new album "Theater of the Mind" (out 21st of October), the album concept is not my cup of tea really, I hate theater, it was the worst thing I knew growing up and was in school, to be forced to be on a play, the horror, but l guess it will work well for him. The single was released yesterday and produced by Darkchild and features Chris Brown and Sean Garrett as co-starring stars, the track is off the chain!!! The album looks big, except for that rumored Good Charlotte collabo, like what was u thinking Luda? WHAT?!

R. Kelly’s forthcoming album "12 Play: Fourth Quarter" has now leaked in its full version onto the Internet but the official tracklist lack this banger produced by Scott Storch, and only R himself knows why as its way better than Hairbraider for example. It’s perfect for the club and the dance floor but he recently announced that the second single will be Skin instead. It’s a mellow and smooth track, typical R. Kelly with lines like: I'm in you your screaming / I wanna treat it like my house / f I could I live init and Girl you be screaming deeper / I'll be coming deeper / Of course. Wonderful.

The release of Dem Franchize Boyz's new album "Da Point of No Return" crawls closer and closer but no specific date has been set yet, just that it will be out in the summer so I’m guessing this month? But anyway, the video for the new single Mr. Feel Good ft. Mannie Fresh was released yesterday and oh my, It’s directed by Picture Perfect and is a story mostly in fish eye with hula hoops and some interesting booty massages:

Is it skanky to wish that someone would massage my "soar after laying on the beach the whole day"- behind? It is, isn’t it? Anyway Mr. feel Good is quite the contrary to the previous single Turn Heads released earlier this summer with Lloyd, it was smooth and silky, this is, just nasty, but nasty is good as well.